Weirdo Survey
I stole this from
Thea. (<--click that)
So far who did you talk to the most today? Strangers
What is the best name for a butler? Octavia
What is the thing you are picked on most about? My fuggin lack of high speed connect...baahhhhhh.
Whats the weirdest story of one of your scars? when I was young chap my stooped a$$ pulled a broken glass book holder out the garbage and I have a 2 inch scar to this day. Don't even fuggin go there!
Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear? Never watched Bambi.
What color is your toothbrush? zebra
Can you eat well with chopsticks? damn skippy as often as possible.
What odd things creep you out? screaming peacocks, mating coyotes in the middle of the night.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? naw but I slept thru a couple.
What do you do with the hot grease when youre done cooking bacon? bacon grease??? WTF wrote this Laura Ingals?
Whats the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? Baby octopi in these delicious lil dumpling things with eel sauce. The waiter tricked me good.
What is your favorite word that starts with the letter G? Guiness
What is the closest object to your left foot? a magazine
Who is your favorite Golden Girl? The crazy old broad who stay raggin on the rest of them.
Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers? yeah everytime I play lotto.
What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row? 25
How do ugly people make you feel? thankful
Where was your mothers hometown? Harlem NYC
Where was your fathers hometown? Harlem NYC
What are the posters on your walls? One that says "Go to the studio and make your stuff."
Type 2 words that rhyme dip shit
Do you use online terms in real life? LMFAO, naw but I think them.
What do you think people think of you? "what people think of me is none of my business." O.W.
Do you think this year will be better than the last? HELL MUDDAPHUCKIN YEAH!
Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list and how do you feel about them fugg caller id.
Do you know who Salad Fingers Is? DA FUG?!
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? trust a number of lacking individuals.
What is your favorite commercial of the moment? jaguar
What does it take to make you cry? like Im going to answer that.
What are you looking forward to? getting my camera from the repair spot, moving.
Have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly? gtf outta here.
Who did you kiss today? my daughter.
What do you like to do when you are alone? stare at the walls, make are, sing to maself, write, meditate, paint...I could go on, I enjoy my company very much.
Who are your 2 favorite characters on Full House? mary kate and Ashley...SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE.
What is missing from your life at the moment? a few million...to keep it simple.
Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say? there isn't a 7th sentence on the 23rd page...SO?
When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal? when my daughter was a baby.
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f it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear? yeah I think so, happy, sleepy, dopey, grumpy, doc, bashful, and sneezy?
Do you own a Super Nintendo? Naw, what for? I'm an xbox grrrl.
What do you think of Law and Order? not a damn thing.
Can you name all 7 dwarfs? naw only 4 or five.
Have you ever pretended to be Klingon? why pretend when you can kling on.
What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it? peace of mind...repeatedly.
What were you doing at midnight last night? writing.
If you had a ball of clay what would you mold it into? an incense holder.
Do you have any famous relatives? yeah, so. Oh you think I'm gonna tell who. pluheeze.
Choose one and be sweet!
or Rugrats *flips the bird*
Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers fingers
Pirates or Indians Indians
Pulp OJ or No Pulp OJ pulp (and fresh)
Drive or Ride Passenger Drive
Regular Hot Dogs or Cheesy Hot Dogs veggie corn dogs
Beach or Pool Beach
Renting a movie or Going to the theater Rent
Have you ever been cool enough to....
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator? aw hells yeah, still do.
Bake with an easy bake oven? gtf outta here with that girlie ish.
Gone to school when you didnt remember you had the day off?hells naw.
Jungle Boogied? huh?
Ever owned a Spirograph? nope.
What was the last TV show you watched? CSI
Food you ate? cream'd spinach w/broccoli in it.
Thing you bought? a slice of red velvet cake.
Thing that gave you chills? someones voice.
Song you sang out loud? Momma Said Knock You Out.
Time you ate ice cream? 2 weeks ago banana pudding (the south is good for a few things)
P.S. My head been so in the sand that I missed the fact that this blog and my site silently celebrated it 2 yr anniversary. This is actually the 300th post. Wow.
shestrange.
