Saturday, November 05, 2005
Why...Pt. Deuce
Yeah my grrrl Gentle Aura started this...HERE(<-- click that) and I couldn't help but adding to it.
Yeah, look at these fools. Al. B Sure, K-Ci, and yes Kevin Cambell...lawd?
1. Why did they take this picture? Yall are just about burnt celebrity toast at this point?
2. Why do women (including transexuals) use lip stick/liner OUTside the lines of they lips like it is going to make their lips look fuller?
3. Why does it seem time is speeding up and the years are going by faster?
4. Why do so many spoken word artist have stage names?
5. Why do people think all house(yum) music sounds like techno (yuk)?
6. Why are blogs addicting?
7. Why isn't the entire world wired for high speed?
8. Why do people live on credit?
9. Why is it possible that some people that you've never personally met more fresh than a lot of the ones you actually have?
10. Why are amerikkkans such punks when it comes to their own gatdamn government?
11. Why do black people burn shit down in their own hood when it's time to riot?
12. Why do men think a woman will answer to pssssssssssst?
13. Why don't men give flowers anymore?
14. Why do people post 3 year old pix of themselves online?
15. Why is Larry Brown running a seven man line up into the dirt and it ain't working?
16. Why can't the Knicks seem to win a season opener?
17. Why the fuck do people watch cribs?
18. What makes R. Kelly think we give a fuck about pt. 6-12 of trapped in the closet?
19. Why do people leave pointless comments?
20. Why are women so fuckin catty?
21. Why don't ball players stop thinking they are rappers?
22. Why don't actors stop trying to sing?
23. Why aren't people humble?
24. Why did I get sucked up in the Kanye West wind storm?
25. Why aren't careers called lifestyles?
26. Why don't people think bird flu wasn't made in a lab?
27. Why don't they have self cleaning toilets every gatdamn where?
28. Why do people keep calling when you aren't answering their calls?
29. Why is gas so high when we really went into Iraq for oil?
30. Why do acoustics sound better in all showers?
31. Why do amerikkkans have amnesia?
32. Why when you get past 3 months celibacy gets easier?
33. Why are men obsessed with swallowing?
34. Why do women entertain tasting that battery fluid talkin bout mmmmmmmmm? gtf-k outta here with that you know damn well skeet is nasty!!
35. Why the fuck do people leave just music on their VM like I wanna hear that shit???
36. Why do all cell phone companies rob you and yet manage to absolutely SUCK!
37. Why do people still drive with a cell to their ear and not get up with it and go hands free?
38. Why doesn't Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Humperdink just drop dead?
39. Why won't doctors let you read your file?
40. Why doesn't Big Daddy Kane drop a new album?
41. Why doesn't 50 cent get shot already?
42. Why aren't drugs legal already?
43. Why do men have such problems paying their child support?
44. Why is there alimony?
45. Why are people so bent on sending STOOPID fuckin fwds?
46. Why are their black republicans?
47. Why don't men know when their sex partner is faking orgasms?
48. Why do women fake orgasms instead of telling a bruh "YOUR W-I-D-D-D-D-A-C-K"?
49. Why do people just grind instead of actually dancing anymore?
50. Why are creatives fuckin' crazy in some shape or form?
51. Why do grown as people crack their gum (ugh)?
52. Why do people keep up blogs that they haven't posted in for months?
53. Why is the south still so ass backwards?
54. Why can I watch Purple Rain and still love it?
55. Why won't the Wachowski brothers just hit off Sophia Stewart some loot for writing the Matrix?
56. Why do critics get paid for talkin shit?
57. Why is greed engraied in the human DNA helix?
58. Why don't people that can't spell give a fuck?
59. Why must children draw on walls?
60. Why isn't cussin' aceptable?
61. Why is there a 61st whyquestions and more to write?
whywhywhywhy.
Yeah my grrrl Gentle Aura started this...HERE(<-- click that) and I couldn't help but adding to it.
Yeah, look at these fools. Al. B Sure, K-Ci, and yes Kevin Cambell...lawd?
1. Why did they take this picture? Yall are just about burnt celebrity toast at this point?
2. Why do women (including transexuals) use lip stick/liner OUTside the lines of they lips like it is going to make their lips look fuller?
3. Why does it seem time is speeding up and the years are going by faster?
4. Why do so many spoken word artist have stage names?
5. Why do people think all house(yum) music sounds like techno (yuk)?
6. Why are blogs addicting?
7. Why isn't the entire world wired for high speed?
8. Why do people live on credit?
9. Why is it possible that some people that you've never personally met more fresh than a lot of the ones you actually have?
10. Why are amerikkkans such punks when it comes to their own gatdamn government?
11. Why do black people burn shit down in their own hood when it's time to riot?
12. Why do men think a woman will answer to pssssssssssst?
13. Why don't men give flowers anymore?
14. Why do people post 3 year old pix of themselves online?
15. Why is Larry Brown running a seven man line up into the dirt and it ain't working?
16. Why can't the Knicks seem to win a season opener?
17. Why the fuck do people watch cribs?
18. What makes R. Kelly think we give a fuck about pt. 6-12 of trapped in the closet?
19. Why do people leave pointless comments?
20. Why are women so fuckin catty?
21. Why don't ball players stop thinking they are rappers?
22. Why don't actors stop trying to sing?
23. Why aren't people humble?
24. Why did I get sucked up in the Kanye West wind storm?
25. Why aren't careers called lifestyles?
26. Why don't people think bird flu wasn't made in a lab?
27. Why don't they have self cleaning toilets every gatdamn where?
28. Why do people keep calling when you aren't answering their calls?
29. Why is gas so high when we really went into Iraq for oil?
30. Why do acoustics sound better in all showers?
31. Why do amerikkkans have amnesia?
32. Why when you get past 3 months celibacy gets easier?
33. Why are men obsessed with swallowing?
34. Why do women entertain tasting that battery fluid talkin bout mmmmmmmmm? gtf-k outta here with that you know damn well skeet is nasty!!
35. Why the fuck do people leave just music on their VM like I wanna hear that shit???
36. Why do all cell phone companies rob you and yet manage to absolutely SUCK!
37. Why do people still drive with a cell to their ear and not get up with it and go hands free?
38. Why doesn't Camilla Parker Bowles and Prince Humperdink just drop dead?
39. Why won't doctors let you read your file?
40. Why doesn't Big Daddy Kane drop a new album?
41. Why doesn't 50 cent get shot already?
42. Why aren't drugs legal already?
43. Why do men have such problems paying their child support?
44. Why is there alimony?
45. Why are people so bent on sending STOOPID fuckin fwds?
46. Why are their black republicans?
47. Why don't men know when their sex partner is faking orgasms?
48. Why do women fake orgasms instead of telling a bruh "YOUR W-I-D-D-D-D-A-C-K"?
49. Why do people just grind instead of actually dancing anymore?
50. Why are creatives fuckin' crazy in some shape or form?
51. Why do grown as people crack their gum (ugh)?
52. Why do people keep up blogs that they haven't posted in for months?
53. Why is the south still so ass backwards?
54. Why can I watch Purple Rain and still love it?
55. Why won't the Wachowski brothers just hit off Sophia Stewart some loot for writing the Matrix?
56. Why do critics get paid for talkin shit?
57. Why is greed engraied in the human DNA helix?
58. Why don't people that can't spell give a fuck?
59. Why must children draw on walls?
60. Why isn't cussin' aceptable?
61. Why is there a 61st whyquestions and more to write?
whywhywhywhy.
