Monday, February 14, 2005
Spare Me!
Yeah all yall V-day saps can just
Damn skippy! What is this over-rated mularchy. Oh your man been doggin you out all year, cheating on you, whatever but if that fool hook you up with some jewels or a box of ish thats gonna go str8 to you gut, he's off the hook? You get a bag of draws from Victorias Secret and you overlook the fact that he was probably calling you a c*nt just last week? Oh yeah I want forced ish on Valentines...right, right. Yeah and despite if your man is doing right by you and actually taking care of that which needs to tended to, lemmie find one sistah that will not be psycholocially crippled in a relationship of this v-day hype is not endulged in. Let's talk bout all them suckers that whine "oh I ain't never had a vValentine." Oh whose fault is it you haven't been able to maintain a relationship during the month of Feb. you whole life. Oh you are SOOO deprived that you haven't had a Valentine. You and every other Jahovahs witness. WTF is this 2nd grade? And all you crybaby lonely chicks miserable cause you don't have no dude gas your head one day a year, lawd pleeeeaaaasssse spare me. All yall foolios out there need to recognize that it's about more than a card and some flowers because a day is dictated by a calendar to requires the expression of 'love". Sheeseh mofo's should be expressing that ish of their own free will every gatdamn day.
Yeah eff around I got a Valentine. It's the little girl I raise that tells me she loves me everyday and visa versa. Yeah my parents too if thats applicable. That's the type of ish I'm talking bout. (Oh well I'm so breaking my NY resolution to chill on the cussing.)
Yeah I've had my stints in school getting Valentines from my classmates and getting them secret carnations delivered to my homeroom from a "secret valentine". I wanted to puke then too. My first Valentine got full nurse treatment for he was sick on that day. I've had maybe 2 others including one last year decked with a balloon and dinner. Still I've always though it was some excuse type of event. Oh I'm forced with this CULTural reason to hook you up and show some appreciation for how you put up with my yuck day. Volition muthaphucka! WTF ever. The massess just are looking for reasons to go waste their hard earned duckets on some flowers that gon' die anyway and some other nonesence. Fine. But I think the ish is some straight retard fuckery! *snicker*
BOOO000ooo!
And if any of yall can convince me of otherwise, please do so!
On some funny *ish...
Oh lawd why did my daddy call me at 1:30 AM to shout me out for failing to hit him up with some love on my site (I fixed that). Ma Dukes got him and his new laptop up on the net and the folks was fumbling through my website. Lawdhavmersay. Ha ha at lease I can give myself a false sence of security thinking Moms won't be leaving no comments up in herre. Ha ha ma go 'head post a comment!!! Dang why my momma gotta be all puter savvy when it comes to the net. But I can't help but to get a kick out of the fact that they were bussin' cracks at 1 AM on their eccentric progeny - Me, taking a look at what I be so absorbed in. I'm sure if I hadda been there I would have been pissed and felt mocked...keep it on the farm parents!!!!! But thank Gawd my folks are peace enough to laugh at the mess I slap up here rather than flash...cause I know I be wildin!
But hey this is for my daddy for the big shout out!
(((I LOVE YOU DAD!!!!)))
Okay Dad this is where you give me a break on the slip. *wink*
I don't wanna be paying for it for the next 5 years OKAY?!
Have I redeemed myself now now?
Ma you aint right!
gotjokes?!
Yeah all yall V-day saps can just
Damn skippy! What is this over-rated mularchy. Oh your man been doggin you out all year, cheating on you, whatever but if that fool hook you up with some jewels or a box of ish thats gonna go str8 to you gut, he's off the hook? You get a bag of draws from Victorias Secret and you overlook the fact that he was probably calling you a c*nt just last week? Oh yeah I want forced ish on Valentines...right, right. Yeah and despite if your man is doing right by you and actually taking care of that which needs to tended to, lemmie find one sistah that will not be psycholocially crippled in a relationship of this v-day hype is not endulged in. Let's talk bout all them suckers that whine "oh I ain't never had a vValentine." Oh whose fault is it you haven't been able to maintain a relationship during the month of Feb. you whole life. Oh you are SOOO deprived that you haven't had a Valentine. You and every other Jahovahs witness. WTF is this 2nd grade? And all you crybaby lonely chicks miserable cause you don't have no dude gas your head one day a year, lawd pleeeeaaaasssse spare me. All yall foolios out there need to recognize that it's about more than a card and some flowers because a day is dictated by a calendar to requires the expression of 'love". Sheeseh mofo's should be expressing that ish of their own free will every gatdamn day.
Yeah eff around I got a Valentine. It's the little girl I raise that tells me she loves me everyday and visa versa. Yeah my parents too if thats applicable. That's the type of ish I'm talking bout. (Oh well I'm so breaking my NY resolution to chill on the cussing.)
Yeah I've had my stints in school getting Valentines from my classmates and getting them secret carnations delivered to my homeroom from a "secret valentine". I wanted to puke then too. My first Valentine got full nurse treatment for he was sick on that day. I've had maybe 2 others including one last year decked with a balloon and dinner. Still I've always though it was some excuse type of event. Oh I'm forced with this CULTural reason to hook you up and show some appreciation for how you put up with my yuck day. Volition muthaphucka! WTF ever. The massess just are looking for reasons to go waste their hard earned duckets on some flowers that gon' die anyway and some other nonesence. Fine. But I think the ish is some straight retard fuckery! *snicker*
BOOO000ooo!
And if any of yall can convince me of otherwise, please do so!
On some funny *ish...
Oh lawd why did my daddy call me at 1:30 AM to shout me out for failing to hit him up with some love on my site (I fixed that). Ma Dukes got him and his new laptop up on the net and the folks was fumbling through my website. Lawdhavmersay. Ha ha at lease I can give myself a false sence of security thinking Moms won't be leaving no comments up in herre. Ha ha ma go 'head post a comment!!! Dang why my momma gotta be all puter savvy when it comes to the net. But I can't help but to get a kick out of the fact that they were bussin' cracks at 1 AM on their eccentric progeny - Me, taking a look at what I be so absorbed in. I'm sure if I hadda been there I would have been pissed and felt mocked...keep it on the farm parents!!!!! But thank Gawd my folks are peace enough to laugh at the mess I slap up here rather than flash...cause I know I be wildin!
But hey this is for my daddy for the big shout out!
(((I LOVE YOU DAD!!!!)))
Okay Dad this is where you give me a break on the slip. *wink*
I don't wanna be paying for it for the next 5 years OKAY?!
Have I redeemed myself now now?
Ma you aint right!
gotjokes?!
