"WANT" AD
SEEKING STABLE BRUH of the brown persuasion to fill open full-time boyfriend position within my company. Must have the following qualifications; Positive, compassionate, intelligent, sensitive, spiritual, holistic attitude, gentle, passionate, creative, colorful, funny, inspiring, relaxing, supportive, natural, health conscious, goal oriented, not needy, trust worthy, confident, self aware, well read, loving, assuring, magnetic, thoughtful, expressive, protective, family oriented, independent, out going, adventurous, voyeuristic, chivalrous, moral, debonair, laid back, calming, handsome, self-starter, enlightening, loves children, ambitious, clean, organized, touchy-feely, non-materialistic, athletic, loves the outdoors, openly flawed, consistent, understanding, open minded. (
qualification requirements subject to change) Duties include, daily conversation, cuddling, must maintain carnal storage banks, willing to grow, proficiency in communication and minimum 7 years experience required. Degree and 6� and above height desirable. Annual bonuses, love&support insurance, compensation based on experience.
To apply please e-mail cover letter, resume and salary requirements.
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.
*DISCLAIMER*
This post was inspired by a short film I stumbled across on the sundance channel this morning. The film is called Morning Breath: A Brooklyn Love Story. Absolutely beautiful film no dialog but just silent shots over muMs spoken word. It's about a brother one sunday evaluating the choices in his life (as they described it on the cable info button. I'd beg to differ that it's much more. Beautifully shot with film stills and film. Of course it helps to feature Lord Jamar and a sista with locks clear down her back. Just reminding me of things i miss. Men with a mess of hair wrapped in cloth. Dreadlock'd folks pass'd in the street, and of course love. Check for it yall especially yall spoken word junkies.
Damn I need to stop listening to that Jill Scott. Nexthing I know folks will start calling me soft and girlie.
*cringe*
withallseriousness.
