Uninvited Mofo's?!
Oh lawd the uninvited guest. You know them folks that pop by whenever they feel like it. No call. Folk that roll past your spot looking to see if your car is in front of your spot so they can...knock, knock, knock. I have told people don't knock, knock, knock, and expect me to answer if I'm not expecting you. Whats the problem with calling ya folks and being like..."I ain't doing ish let's have a session. Then there are those people that call and don't ask they just invite themselves over. You know the folks that call and be like I been calling you trying to get up with you. All the wile your looking at the 4 missed calls. No shit Sherlock, maybe there was a reason I was NOT answering your calls. Yeah inviting your self when you've gotten dead air responses to your details request lingering on my phone. Now see I may sound foul. But I've gotten sick of the heads that wanna chill to gossip, try to get all fresh (when all I want is to be chill witcha), will call to parlez and never show up (OH them folks get str8 voice mail). The problem with them unexpected visitors is that me being subtle about my space just leads to pesky and straight "I don't hear you" responses. When I lay it down str8 no chaser folks get on that "eff ya then" attitude. I enjoy my own company very much. Seems hard for some to digest that. I don't need folks calling me every day, coming to my crib 3,4,5 times a week. And the clowning ish is the uninvited peoples they never wanna go out to eat, do something in the mix or chillax in their space, heads just wanna try to lay up and post in my joint. HA/HA/HA-I DON'T THINK SO. Homie, don't play that. What about heads that come to kick it but never know when to get the the fuck on? Yeah ya peoples that come over at 1 pm and be trying to post til 11pm. Lawd. Or them heads that really think that it is their inalienable right to crash on your sofa. I don't know I think it's just here where I live and folks be thinking some complete different ish when it comes to social ettiquette. WTF ever it just ain't cool to invite yourself, surprise visit (with exclusion to your family or bestest friends), outstay your welcome, act like you got full priv's in elses spot getting way to comfortable for my comfort, ignore when your NOT being invited. It's called home training! I think I'm trippin sometimes cause my Grandma taught me better than that, so maybe I'm just being old school. Lemmie tell ya though, you come to my house and I ain't expecting you and I ain't invited you...DO NOT EXPECT ME TO ANSWER THE DOOR EVEN IF YOU KNOW I"M HOME.
(coming soon...invited tribesmen)
Oh and damn that spinach feta croissant was banging.
forealtho.
